Passion and Motivation

• one third of me: I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute
• one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty
• one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people

bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

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Gangnam style has 999,901,298 views

The video is 4:13 min long

Thats a total of about 4,249,580,516.5 viewing minutes

or about 71,020,258 hours

or about 2,959,177 days

or about 8,102 years

Civilization emerged about 5,000 years ago, to put that in perspective.

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gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

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beefbroccoli:

i’m a firm believer in gaying the pray away

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