If you want proof that gun control works just look at the fact that in Australia people have now twice tried to assassinate the prime minister with sandwiches
“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”
Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
Balloons are so weird… “happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath”
(via sirbenneh)
Astronaut problems.
omg sir. stop being precious pls.
(Source: swoz, via wereexactlywhatthiscountryneeds)
literally the only reason i’m posting this is to claim the blushing bridge tag as my own
Catchy.
maybe this year ill find a boyfriend [audience laughs in the background]
(via hes-electric)
