one third of me: I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people
bandbutts: If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
Gangnam style has 999,901,298 views The video is 4:13 min long Thats a total of about 4,249,580,516.5 viewing minutes or about 71,020,258 hours or about 2,959,177 days or about 8,102 years Civilization emerged about 5,000 years ago, to put that in perspective.
gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
beefbroccoli: i’m a firm believer in gaying the pray away
twelvefootmountaintroll: i’m gonna name my firstborn “arial” and people will be like “oh like the mermaid” and i’ll say “no like the font”
charliesanals: why is “suck my dick” considered an insult like sure man i’ll suck your dick what are friends for
How inappropriate to call this planet earth when it is quite clearly Ocean.– Sir Arthur C. Clarke (via crookedindifference)
ikenbot: “nothing is forever” says the momentary flash of being as it rides out in a cyclic multiverse of infinite possibilities, the very infinity it just denounced.
sachiwana: “how big is your dick?” “16GB”
Anonymous asked: Do you, Kyle? Do you really?
Anonymous asked: But alas ... I'm far too shy to actually ask you properly. Which I doubt you would believe if you knew who I was.
Anonymous asked: Maybe you and I should properly get to know each other...
Anonymous asked: What would you say to a guy you barely talk to asking you out on a date?
dating in the gay world is like finding a job.
wah-mos: uehc-eilrahc: vinniehatesyou: you have to either do it on the internet or get referred. hahaha why is this so true kill me now.
doctordonna10: shaggybrah: featherquiills: castianity: srsly though if we mutually follow each other you’re welcome to ask for my skype or my number or my facebook or whatever srsly First born child, you know… anything. Anything you need. A kidney, my house keys, a picture of my armpit. But never my food
kevtheexplorer: the-freakish-atlantic: what do straight boys even do all day prob makeout with each other between whispering “no homo”
gossipgran: I love people who text back immediately because I always text back immediately and it makes me feel significantly less pathetic